A slight change in the line-up...Now pinch hitting for Murphy...

So today I have decided to treat you to the random and crazy thoughts of the one and only Ebay Chad. He will be blogging for me today. I give him complete artistic control of my blog (well kinda).

Take it away Chad....

"First and foremost I would like to say it is a pleasure and more of an honor doing this. and dont forget to add me www.myspace.com/ebaychad for cool updates and props.... Murphy is listed in the Guiness book of World Records as indignent.

Now on to this picture... it is hard to describe yesterday i held the door open for jessica simpson.... she looked at me... our eyes locked... she held out her hand and said "hey i am jessica" i looked upon her gaze and returned it with a smile that said "hello i am chad... pleasure to meet you" then I said "hello i am chad... pleasure to meet you" She then proceeded to giggle histarically like a elementary school girl after getting cooties from a guy she liked.... Now we fast forward 40 minutes to the conference room which sets the scene for the picture... i walk back up to her... like a slow motion baywatch scene... she smiles and puts her arm around me like she does not want to let go and says with her smile.... i dont want you to ever leave... that same smile is shown in this picture.... what you cant see in the picture is her scratching my back like a cat on a scratching post.... but at the same time she loves the scratching post so she is not hurting it.... the best way to describe yesterday was the end of willy wonka when charlie got the chocolate factory.... not immediately but after charlie went home and his family was allowed to join him... that is the best way to describe yesterday i believe... also after the picture was taken jessica screamed dont ever leave me chad.... but she said it with her eyes... like a puppy being left in the cold for peeing on the carpet.... many props go out to murphy for allowing me the opportunity to describe my most intimate moments... and i think it would be appropriate to quote the bible .... verse 1 chapter 1 book 1 word 1..... "The"

Thanks Chad?

Arrgle Snarf!

Murph