Friday, September 5, 2008

This is soooo fake...

But who cares!!! As soon as Sarah Palin was named McCain's running mate, EVERYONE'S been talking about her. Let's go over a few things that are truly of importance here...

Firstly, don't you feel like if she unpinned her hair and whipped off her glasses... bow-chick-a-bow-wow! I mean, come on, she does have that whole "hot for teacher," sexy secretary thing going on, if you will. She actaully kind of reminds me of a "less hot Tina Fey" from SNL! The only thing holding her back is her "disguise." But you gotta know once the ponytail and glasses go -- it's ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!

Secondly, does anyone compare Sarah Palin's mothering skills with those of Lynne Spears? Probably not. But BOTH ended up having to deal with their teenage daughter getting knocked up. But it seems people were harder on Lynne Spears, dismissing her as a bad mother, or white trash, where as no one would question Sarah Palin's mothering skills ... like what happened to Sarah's daughter was a fluke.

And thirdly, has anyone realized that in about 4 months Sarah Palin will be a GILF??! [Grandma I'd Like To F****]!

Don't act like the thought didn't cross your mind at least once!

That's all for now! Have a great weekend!

Arggle Snarf!

~Murph

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